IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY
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update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY
fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them
aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas
marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman
literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him
thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house
I love all of this please keep going.
they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison
Okay I’m currently crying real tears because Kat, who’s recently revealed that she might be interested in women, walked in on her friend Jane, a straight girl, changing, said “Hey Sexy”, continued having a conversation with her while she was changing, and then ended the convo with a friendly slap on the ass and in no way was Jane uncomfortable or say anything weird like “don’t enjoy the view too much haha” or ANYTHING she was just OKAY with it because they’re FRIENDS and this is assumedly how they’ve always acted and Kat being attracted to girls hasn’t changed that and I’m FINE
90% of horse movies
- girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
- girl: dad can I keep it
- dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
- girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
- girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
- *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
- dad: how dare u
- girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
- girl: *enters race*
- girl: *wins*
- dad: u make me so proud
- horse: *whinnies*
Carter: My girl punch me in the face once.
Jason: My girl made a Pegasus kick me in the head once.
Percy: My girl made a judo flip on me and throw me to the ground once.
Magnus: My girl cut my head off with a garrote wire once.
Carter:…
Jason:…
Percy:…
Magnus: Seems that I win!
Alex: Call me “your girl” one more time and I probably do it again.
Magnus: Seems that I didn’t win.
"Okay, evolution, what the hell is that?"
"A marvelous spatuletail hummingbird. Obviously."
"And what the hell is he doing?”
"A sexy mating dance. Obviously.”
"Don’t those big dangly tail feathers make it hard for him to fly?"
"Oh, yeah, he can’t fly for more than a few seconds. Total pain in the ass."
"Then why put them there?"
"For the sexy mating dance. Are you even paying attention?"
Anonymous asked:
I love this guy, and he says he wants to be with me too. But the first thing he does when we're alone is go straight to sexy times. I cant tell if its because he only wants sex from me, or his attraction to me. Im scared to find out which. Advice?
ugly answered:
maybe he doesn’t know what to do other than that, tell him you wanna do something else, or maybe you’re so sexy he can’t keep himself away
my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
The Myth that Lesbians don’t wear lingerie: Wrong. Girls wear sexy underwear for their boyfriends and girls wear sexy underwear for their girlfriends. The difference? Lesbians are aware of how uncomfortable that crap is and appreciate it more.